On the (inevitable) subject of Michael Jackson:

This is a record store. This means we often sell Michael Jackson music, such as we did in a record breaking way in the hours following MJ’s death. So, to those that were not MJ fans ten minutes before his death, I must say:

“No, we’ve been sold out of MJ for a week now… no, we don’t have Bad… no we’re sold out… no, we don’t have Thriller… no, Thriller is not worth one thousand dollars unless maybe it’s an original vinyl pressing signed by MJ himself… yes, Thriller was scary when I was 8 years old in 1984… no, we’re still sold out.”

Can somebody get me a coffee?

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